OK THIS GUY WAS ACTUALLY SCARY. He is fucking huge as shit, about 6 feet 5 inches or so and had to be 275+ pounds. A few times on this ride I thought he was going to beat my ass to the ground, and he actually dented the cherished Bang Bus with his big fists at one point. But here I go, getting ahead of myself again. Let me say that this all started with the innocent desire to find 8th street...

I see this big fucking guy walking on the sidewalk in Little Havanna and tell them to pull the bus up so I can ask him directions. The minute I rolled the windows down and got his attention, I could tell that this guys a fighter. He gave the directions when I asked him, but he was hostile as hell, and for no real reason. So I figure that this one is no good and we pull away.

BUT AS ALWAYS MATT throws a stick in the spokes and says that his FAVORITE THING is a big, mean, meaty lug. I pointed out that last time his favorite thing was a handsome college boy, to which Matt said that EVERYTHING is his favorite thing and therefore he is right and that unless I was going to start tounging his rectum I should shut the clam trap ;-)

So once again we listen to old Matt, and once again old Matt blows our mind by getting a big straight guy to be his meatsicle. It's probably the craziest, scariest and most outrageous episode yet, so get your popcorn and watch the show.

Chao,
The (at times scared for my life) Dirty One.