MATT WANTED A JOE OFF THE STREET. Not a beauty queen(king?) Just a guy. We thought 'no problem, there seem to more of them then anything else on the planet'. So we jumped in the bus and went out scouting. If you are new to us and our little game, we have a friend named Matt who is gay.

Matt loves sex (don't we all) and he has a particular fetish for straight guys. To him, getting a straight guy to switch teams is the biggest fantasy. And because Matt has been such a dear friend, and because he is a pain in the ass if we don't, we always agree to help him pick these guys up with the help of our Bang Bus and our dull wit.

In a little while we come across a kindof middle age guy. We ask him for directions and we ask him his name. Right away I could tell that this guy was game. He was nice, polite and stupid...easy pickings.

So without giving the rest of this tale away I leave you now. Watch the whole movie here and see how this day of debauchery unfolds. It was really quite unexpected.

Cao,
The Dirrrty One